How obsessed are you?
By Lisa
The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:43 PM
June 14, 2002 The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:42 PM
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July 8, 2002
Well, considering my last post didn't quite...erm...post, I guess I should say something to let you all know that I'm still alive ;) I went to go see Road to Perdition on Saturday with my mom, and that was quite awesome. Hooray for blood and guts, ect! It had a bunch of Irish guys in it, most of whom got killed. I thought it was about the Mafia for half the movie, so the Irish wedding, Irish names, and Irish music confused me quite a bit. *shrugs* Oh well. When we left the theatre, though, I saw a poster for TTT :D Yippee skippy! The guy at the movies said he didn't have any extra at the moment. Thieving poop. Conspiracies, I tell you!
Today was nice too, I went to wal-mart with my dad to get some stuff I needed for the trip on wednesday. And then I came home and did nothing for several hours, and that was fun. I need my sexay Merryness to come ooonline *cries* LOL don't ask. Really, I don't think you want to know how that got started!
I went to go see The Road to Perdition today with my mom, and it was a pretty good movie. Lots of Irish people in it, 'course most of 'em got killed. But yea. I thought it was about the Mafia half the time, and so it came as quite confusing when they showed an Irish funeral, a bunch of Irish guys, Irish whiskey, and Irish last names. I did get it at the end of the movie, though! Hooray for blood and drugs and bullets and stuff! Yippee skippy! Oh yea! And when I went to the theatre, they had a TTT poster up! But the idiot movie person said they only got one. Grrr, conspiracy! 'Twas a cool poster, it's the one with a tower in the foreground and all the little ant-like people on the bottom. LOL wouldn't it suck if Sauron came and squished them all? Hahaha, random thoughts. Just thoughts, I promise! *evil grin* *squashes Gimli* heh...heh...never liked him anyways.
*kills HTML*
I'm not happy anymore. Erin's moving to Russia *cries* *bangs head down on desk*
I can walk! Er...well, sorta. But yea! Hooray! I might get to go see LOtR again tomorrow, probably not though, lol :) Aaanyhoo, I'll be off now! *waves*
Today was not a good day. In so much pain I tossed my cookies. But Elijah Wood was on the movie channel thing in The Bumblebee Flies Away or something like that, and so the crap has receeded for a while.
Today was a little better, but I didn't do much because of technical impairments (due to my clumsiness, lol). I can't exactly walk at the moment, I kind of have to scoot. So anyways, went to Chili's for lunch, leaning on my mom the whole way. Uh...and that's about it! My mom and sister went to the library and Joann's, and I stayed in the car and stuff. I did figure out what I'm going to do with this LOtR layout I made, though, but it's a secret for now. And I made a new layout for the blog and for The Untold Tales (which Ana's offered to host! She's so sweet, everyone go visit her!) I can't decide which spoof to write next, LOL. I was going to do Titanic, but that would mean I need a little bit of historical knowledge. Mine's equal to the braincells in a peice of cabbage :$ I do go to New York in a week though! *cheers* Hooray! Goodbye boring miserable old Texas! Woohoo! I'm going with my dad, I hope I don't hurt him before then :\
I got this quiz from Chrissy:
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July 7, 2002 The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 7:58 PM
July 6, 2002
I wish I was old enough to drive right now with such a passion it isn't even funny. Grr, evil family! They're all driving me nuts, and none of them can seem to figure out how to leave me aaalone! And to make things worse, my sister is in one of those be-good-suck-up-I'm-the-good-kid kind of moods! Agh, kill the brownnosers! *whips out lightsaber* I think I'll just stay in my room for a couple days and climb out my window when hunger strikes so I don't have to come in contact with them. At least I can't get in any more trouble that way. I did find my CD player though, which my dad came and took because he felt led that I spent too much time listening to music and not enough time with the family. *bangs head on desk* Got yelled at in church because I didn't stand up to sing when all the showoff over religious nutcases did. That would include my dad. He never stands up except for when we sit next to one of his friends, and then he claps really loud, sings really loud, stands up, says amen a lot, and actually listens to the sermon. Ah yes, and I got lectured about respecting my parents. Ha, yea. It's really funny because my dad expects me to respect him and he just tells me to do stuff and then yells at me when I make a mistake. My life sucks as of this moment, and I have definatley had better days.
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July 5, 2002 The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 3:21 PM
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July 3, 2002 The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:33 PM
July 2, 2002
My Fourth of July was pretty awesomeness, lots of explosives! But I missed my bed *hugs bed* And I did the first fish feeding, too! Nothing's died yet, but when I went to put the food in the little plastic lid fell off and floated down to the bottom of the tank, gosh durnit! It's a big tank and stuff, but I finally got it out with some tongs I found in the kitchen. (shh, don't tell anyone) This guy's got a shark in the freaking tank, so I was a little nervous and stuff. Especially when he stuck his head up above the water. That shark's a little screwy in the head, I tell you! I'm supposed to give him a shrimp tonight, but...yea, that's tonight, and I'll worry about it then. My sister wants to come over and see the tank, too. She's a pain sometimes, I swear. She wouldn't come over and help me feed the little buggers, but as soon as my mom said she'd come over and see the shark, my sister just has to come too. Grrr, evil siblings!
I went to go see MIIB, mostly for the Two Towers trailer (which they didn't show, by the way). It was a pretty good movie though, and funny, too. I saw all these people from school there, which was nice. I think I'm going to go take a nap or something now. *zzzz*
Happy fourth, everyone! Hooray for explosives! And food! But mostly explosives! *bangbangbang* And my mom thought they didn't sell fireworks to minors! Muahaha! Actually I think they're supposed to be illegal in Carrollton. Eh...*shrugs* oh well! Teeheehee *evil grin* I wonder if my mom and dad would bail me out, just in case I did get arrested. I could always escape through the toilet! Buuahaha! And then I could ride down the sewage system all the way to Tennesee, and pop up in Merry's toilet! And we could ride a donkey and go see LOtR! HA! Yes, my purpose in life is clear to me now! *runs outside with fireworks* Arrest me! Arrest me! BUAHAHA!
I'm sore. And that would make this another pointless blog post. But I really am sore. And I really do apologize to all the people who actually read this!
OK, time to break up the boring text!
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June 18, 2002 OK, now I must go, as I can smell the rat cage from in my room. I think it's time I cleaned them, don't you? LOL *sniiiiff* I wonder if you can get high off that smell. *sniiiiff* The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 9:15 PM
June 17, 2002 The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 8:40 PM
*phew* Now it works!
I'm not sure if my blog is publishing. It'd better be, or bad stuff might happen...
I'm back! After hours on the computer, I got everything sorted out (or as sorted out as it's going to get) and the site's back up! Everything except for The Grey Havens should be here. Added a new spoof to The Untold Tales, too. Anyways, Jessy's out of town and I am saddened *tear* I hope she comes back soon! Didn't do anything much today, but I got into a lot more trouble than I'd originally hoped to. Curses to the evil siblings!
Just got volunteered for fish duty. Yippee Skippy *groan*
Anyone know where you might be able to get a patent for some Fellowship of the Ring scented air fresheners?
Oh happyness! LOtR's finally at the dollar theatres here! Which is good for poor people like me! I e-mailed Sarah (Bolbert, the lost hobbit) to ask if she could go, and I'm gonna call Amy too! That way we'll have three hobbits when we stick up the theatre and make them give us all their tickets! *insane laughter* I must see Pippin again! And it'll be my 10th time, too! It's my goal to see it 10 times before the DVD comes out, LOL. Pathetic, isn't it? Naw, of course not! My dad and my sister are going out and I'm staying home. I like playing on the tredmill a lot more than gagging on smog and allergies and other various toxic fumes floating around in downtown Lewisville. I'm still trying to work up the nerve to call my grandma, lol, I'm an idiot. Her phone always rings once and then her answering machine picks up, so maybe if I talk really fast I won't have to actually talk to her. Actually I'd be quite happy not actually telling her we were coming up to visit, but my mom doesn't agree with that one. Too bad, lol. I'm almost done with another spoof, and then I think I'll write about the Fellowship on Titanic. Ya know, considering hobbits can't swim it should be funny. I might post a couple to fanfiction.net, I'm not sure though. Eh, who knows, people might actually like them! Better go for now, I need food. And coke XD Sugaaar!
Found the PSP disk, and all is good! It almost rained today, the sky was dark and stuff, it was kind of weird. Half the sky was sunny, and then the other half was dark. Looked like God wanted revenge or something. Or maybe someone had a gas cooker accident. Which reminds me! My mom cooked fish on the grill for dinner, very good stuff. My sister had a friend over, and they were running around doing magic tricks. Oh! And I saw a movie with Sean Astin in it, called Deterrence or something like that. It was really good! And seeing Sean was coolness! I've gotta work up the nerve to call my grandma so she can bug me about coming up there. I really have to fight not to blow up and stuff, because she's a Jahovah's Witness (no offense to any Jahovah's Witnesses out there reading this) but she totally picks apart and distroys whatever I have to say about the stuff that I believe in, and it just kills me. Ahh well, probably just a test or something. She won't read Lord of the Rings or go see the movie because of her religion, and that really sucks. Oh well, I guess it's her problem, but she is part of my family, and I do feel bad for her.
Started Redwall today, I needed to read something before my brain rotted away to smaller than it already is ;)
I got a new computer! Woohoo! *does a happy dance of happyness* The only thing is that most of my stuff is still on the other one, and I can't find my PSP7 disk *cries* Well, I know it's in my room somewhere, but that offers little or no comfort whatsoever. In other news, sunburns and allergies suck, and I think I'm going to New York in a few weeks! Blessed cooler weather! Or at least I hope it's cooler, LOL. Nothing could possibly be as bad as this! Anyhoo, I finally convinced my mom that Chili's really needed us to go there for lunch, because it was lonely, so I'm gonna go get some pants on now, I'm sure the public would like that very much ;)
Aww, I love this quote! "There is no really going back. Though I may come back to my home, it will not be the same; for I shall not be the same." I got it from Kendra, who is leaving for Australlia tomorrow! Eeek, lucky her :)
I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail last night, great movie! Monty Python's the Eistien of our time! Or whenever that movie was made. Anyhoo, I've come to the conclusion that I spend way too much time on the internet. Not that it's a bad thing, but I'm afraid my butt's going to be stuck to the computer chair if I sit here too much longer! The latest fashion in France, I hear.
I talked to Alyssa last night, we discussed fog machines and Franka whats-her-name. Really funny, LOL. Evreyone go visit Alyssa! Alyssa Alyssa Alyssa!
Got this from Moll:
Who should be your LOTR lover (this is pretty interesting, LOL)
#1 Frodo- You like those big blue eyes. Doesn't he make you feel like a pedophile?
#2 Sam- You like 'em sweet and loyal. If only you could get him away from Frodo...
#3 Pippin- You like 'em dumb and troublesome. But you gotta love that Scottish accent.
#4 Merry- You like 'em mischievous and playful. Cute little bugger.
And here's my last four...
#13 Gandalf- You like 'em old and wrinkly. And yet, there's something rather lovely about him...
#14 Haldir- You like 'em arrogant and sexy. You're going to have fun breaking this one.
#15 King Thranduil- He's Legolas' dad. He *has* to be hot.
#16 Elladan and Elrohir- Elrond's twin hottie sons come in a set. Two for the price of one!
Um...OK, sure! Why not? LOL :D Legolas will always be the hottest ;)
Minority Report was pretty cool, but if you've gotta pee, do it before you enter the theatre, as if you don't, you'll end up doing it in your seat. Hahaha, not that it happened to me or anything. Almost did though. Anyways, I'm still convinced that automatic toilet flushers are the coolest and most awesomest peice of technology there is. Ever. Oh yea! I downloaded this Weird Al song off Morpheus, it's called Yoda. It's freaking hillarious! S-o-d-a SODA! Wow, I'm ok, really. Actually I'm probably not, but that's alright. Speaking of not being OK, I think my step-grandma's going to go to church with us today. And since I have nothing better to do, I think I'll explain how this step-grandmother buisness came into being! *cue the wiggly-lines and the flashback stuff*
I guess it all began when my mom used to go to therapy. Yea, though that may surprise some of you (if you didn't catch that, it was sarcasm) My mom and her therapist became really good friends, and everyone liked her and stuff, so after my mom stopped needing therapy, she started coming over to our house, and after a year or so of these strange occourances, my mom and dad decided to invite her to go to New York with us. That's when she met my grandpa. Now we have my mom's best friend, who is also her x-therapist, and my grandpa. So my grandpa and Shirley (that's the therapist's name, by the way) decide they like each other. They also decide they want to get married. Oh, did I mention that my grandpa's 20 years older than Shirley? Yup. The marrage happened on June 17, 2001. Quite odd, if you ask me. The marrage itself is even odder. My grandpa's up in New York for the summer, and Shirley's down here. This is an annual happening. Definatley not a traditional marrage. OK, now that I've bored whoever actually reads this to death, I'll go now. *runs away* Coooke! Neeed coooke...and sleeeep!
I'm going with my mom to see Minority Report today, or at least I think it's today. Hm...*ponders* Oww, my brain. I just discovered the art of file sharing, mucho funness :D I've got Morpheus right now, because I tried BearShare and didn't like it too much. Morpheus seems cool though. I think I'm having LOTR deprivation. You see it, and then you want to see it again, but if you don't see it, you still want to see it! Ahhh! Oh well, I guess it could be worse! For example, my sister's addicted to the telly. It's always on, and it really gets annoying quick. Probably hypnotizing her or something. I need to work on a spoof really really bad. I started one but I don't like it too much. Agh, I'm too picky. Hahaha, picky-your-nose! Wow, that was random. I'm leaving now. *waves* Byededoodleoo!
Mark this date in history: I cleaned the rat cage.
Eeek, I'm obsessed with coke, I swear. Yep, there is never such thing as too much coke. Unless, of course, you're on a really long road trip. Then there is, because I don't especially like exposing my rear to whatever wildlife happens to be residing on the side of the road, That is the only time when there might just be too much.
So anyways, lol :) My sister went to work with my dad today, which was nice, because my mom and I could go out and do stuff! Hahaha, and that was cool. I got a celtic CD thing at target, and a keyboard stand, and some new pants. Pants are wonderful things to have, you know. The rat cage needs to be cleaned. Really badly. Poor little Molly's getting beat up on by the two bigger rats, Hope and Emmie. I don't think they mean to beat her up, it's just that she's the smallest, and they are rats, so their playing is quite...erm...violent? Yea, that's it. The science of rat keeping's a lot harder than it seems, lol!
Happy birthday to my wonderful mom!
Today was...very interesting, to say the least. I went to Amy's chuch this morning, and got in a really hot bus, and went to Grapevine Mills Mall, and shopped around a bit. We ate lunch too, because food is good! Oh yes, did I mention we were shopping with my 6th grade language arts teacher? Yes, that was interesting. So anyways, we went shopping, and then we went to go see Scooby Doo. It was better than I thought it would be, and I must say, sitting in the seats at the theatre is much better than sitting on the stairs. It was sort of a freaky movie though, lol, I felt bad for all the little kids in the theatre. Then we rode back to Amy's church on the hot busses, except it was really hot this time, because they'd been sitting in the sun all day. Amy came over, and we watched O Brother Where Art Thou, while my mom burnt dinner to a crisp. That was interesting, too. The bread smoked up and our house looked like a pub or something for a few minutes. After dinner we played Life for a while with my sister to get her to shut up, and then we went upstairs and watched The Princess Bride, or at least part of it. And now here I am, sitting. Actually sitting, and wearing a brace on my wrist because I'm such a gosh durn idiot. Yep.
Tomorrow's my mom's birthday, and I still haven't gotten her anything. I'm supposed to burn her a CD, but I'm quite a procrastinator. U2's supposed to have a concert on TV tomorrow, happyness! And I get to stay home alone for a few hours so my mom and my sister can go scrapbook. Oh, I think I forgot to mention that my mom found a couple lice eggs in my sister's hair. Her grubby little friend, Victoria, brought them over here. Whoopdiedoo. *twirls finger*
I am now officially hosted! Woohoo! Thank you so much, Patti! No more Tripod for me! *dances* I think I've got my site pretty much done, and I should be able to upload it all tonight! Anyways, I'd better go, there's still a couple of things I need to finish up :)