June 17, 2002

I'm being completely lazy today, not even dressed yet. *yawn* Hooray for lazyness!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 4:25 PM

June 16, 2002

I got to see LOTR again last night! It was so awesome, the theatre was packed! I had to sit on the stairs, LOL. But that was perfectly fine with meee! *dances* awesomeness! But the more times I see it the more times I wish that Gimli had died instead of Boromir, LOL. I still didn't see the car in the background *sniff* But that's OK! And it's still sad when Gandalf dies, and when Pippin and Merry get hauled off, and when Frodo and Sam say all their stuff at the end, and it's still really awesome when Aragorn cuts off that huge orcness head and blood shoots out for a second, and when Pippin knocks the skeleton into the well, that was pure genious. Because that way he can kill off Gandalf without anyone suspecting him, ya know? Oh yes, and I feel I must point out that he was touching the arrow, not the skeleton itself. Pippin really is a genious, it's just that he chooses not to show it *stomps foot* so there.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 8:43 AM

June 14, 2002

Which Season are you?

Aw, specialness! *skips away*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:07 PM

June 14, 2002

Guess what? I actually found someone to go see Lord of the Rings with! I'm so happy! It's my step-grandma, but she's really awesome, hahaha. She's a shrink, actually. Or a phsycologist, to be exact. But yea, she's really awesome. And she wants to see Lord of the Rings. And she said she was serious about going! *dances* Oh happy joy!

I'm really bored at the moment though, haha. I'm trying to install a megabook, but it's not working out too well. Not very cool. I thought I actually had it up and stuff, but CGI and I never really mixed. I'm trying to find a free host that supports perl and CGI, but it's not working out so well. Eh..oh well, there are better things to do with my life, LOL. I'm working on a new spoof, as well. It's about the Fellowship entering a beauty pagent. For girls. Yep, it's interesting so far. It kinda sounds like a British comedy, actually. Kinda strange. Hahaha, oh well! Anyways, I'm off to try and fix this stupid script *bangs head on computer*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:52 PM

June 12, 2002
I took this personality test thing, and it said I was "a preformer" LOL whatever that is. It's called an ESFP personality, not that I know what that means or anything. Here's my results, I didn't want to post them here because they're really long.

I washed some of the windows today! Most fun! Actually I'm lying. It sucked. But hoses are fun. Really, they are. And yes, I am easily amused. :D Muahahaha!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 12:10 PM

June 11, 2002

Wow, it doesn't seem like tuesday. In fact, I went all day today thinking it was Monday. Oh well, I guess that's what summer vacation is for, buahaha! I found a laptop today on eBay that's $150 if you buy it right off the bat. But still, it's a laptop! That would normally be...well, a lot more! My mom said if I did a bunch of work around the house, she'd bid on it for me. So far she's come up with washing the windows. Eh, fun. But the neat little squeegie thing looks awesome! Hahaha, I'm an odd one, I know. Oh yea! I did all these stretches today, LOL I wanted to try step dancing again. I hadn't done it in so long, but after I got done stretching and doing some drills, I was really sore. Not quite sore, but my legs were all woozley, ya know what I mean? So yea, I went swimming instead. But of course, I couldn't go under because I have an ear infection, so that really stunk and stuff. It was pretty boring, I just doggie paddled back and forth. And back and forth, and back and forth. Whoopie. And I practiced piano and cello and tinwhistle a lot today, I was very proud of myself. We went to the library too, lol. I stared at people while they studied, and it was fun. Did you know that the Scots came from Ireland? So technically if you're Scottish you're Irish too, I guess. LOL I'm not going to think about it too much, I'd hurt myself. Yep. And now I am leaving! *flies away*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:55 PM

June 10, 2002

HAHAHA! I guess I need to get it through my head that I turned 14, eh?

13

I act like I'm 13.
This test was brought to you by Mel - She'll bite you ;o). Take it here.


Oh man, funny stuff. LOL :D

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 8:17 PM

June 10, 2002

Yippee! I finished typing all the LOTR-spoofs, and now they're all on a website, hahaha :D It's here, and yes, those are bathtubs in the side picture ;)

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:36 PM

June 10, 2002

I went to go see the Ya-Ya Sisterhood movie yesterday! It was pretty funny, LOL. Kinda depressing, but mostly funny. Oh! And I finished the Fellowship at Wal-Mart spoof, for those who were wondering what happened to it, hahaha! I just have to type all these ones I finished on paper, and then I'll put them up here or something. Yep. I went to get some of the spoofage off the disk I saved them all on, and the computer said my disk was corrupted, whatever that means. It sucks. Really, it does. Because now I have to type them all over again. Heh. Not good. So off I go! *skips away singing* We're! Off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz...

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:01 AM

June 8, 2002

Yea, so um..I decided to go to the ballet and stuff. It was boring and..yea. Stuff happened, and then more stuff happened, and then my sister came on, and more stuff happened, and then my sister came on again, and more stuff happened. The last stuff happening seemed to last forever. And then awards were given for the stuff happening for several years in a row. Yep. Four years now, I have put myself through this. When will I learn?! When?

So anyways, tomorrow is Sunday. And I am sleeping in. Those who disturb me risk their personal health, as well as the health of those seated near them. Please place your alarms somewhere far, far away. And thank you for flying Pippinican Airlines!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:04 PM





which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?

this quiz was made by colleen

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:02 PM

June 7, 2002

Alas, the joys of Walmart! They had the Goonies, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and the Princess Bride, all at prices us un-rich people can afford! Actually, I couldn't quite afford it, my mom helped me out. So after Walmart, I came home, and watched the Goonies, and then I went out to check on the rats and feed them and stuff. Well gee golly, the little buggers chewed into the air freshener and spilled the pine fresh juice all over. I do mean all over. They got it on their fur, drenched the rug, all over the bottom of their cage..agh, what a mess. I gave all three of the rats a bath (they didn't enjoy that one very much) and then wiped up as much of the pine freshness as I could, and now here I sit, very much air freshened. I wonder if you can get high off this stuff..*sniiiiff* *gag* *cough* *gag* agh..*dies*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:28 PM

June 6, 2002

HAHAHA! Coolness things have happened! We were in Blockbuster, and they were playing the Lord of the Rings soundtrack, or so I thought. I was jumping around and stuff, and when I walked to the back of the store (that's where the comedy movies are, so, ya know...) they were playing the credits off the DVD!! Dude, I have never been so hyper in my entire life! So, after freaking the Blockbuster cashier guy out with foriegn accents, we checked out and left, and now I am here, watching Waking Ned Devine. It's cool, it's about this guy that has a heart attack after he realizes that he won the lottery, and everyone has Irish accents! I remember watching it a while ago in Kentucky when we went to visit my great-aunt, and so I decided to rent it and stuff. We also went to Half Priced Books, and I got a book of Celtic fairy tales, and this book by the same author I'm reading now. I think it's part of the Redwall series, but I'm not sure. My dad's in California, pooh on him. Hm..not much else going on. *waves* bye!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:18 PM

June 5, 2002

Eegad, I just choked on my water..*cough* *cough* Yes, I'm bored. So bored I've resorted to choking on my glass of water for entertainment. Pathetic, isn't it? I found this cool program thing at RocketDownload.com, I don't even remember what it's called, LOL. It's downloading right now, so I'm on my mom's account, and I can't talk to anyone *sniffle* It's something like a sound recorder and a bunch of other stuff all in one. I really only need the sound recorder, hahaha. I'm going to record Billy Boyd's interviews and put them on a CD. I need a Scottish accent to listen to so I can learn it, LOL. I'm not a phsycho, really. Haha..ok, well, maybe just a bit of a phsycho. Hahaha, OK, so I'm a moron, as well. Michelle invited me to her pool party thingy, it's Fridayness. Fun, fun! Hahaha. I'm OK, I promise. I woke up at 11:30 this morning so my brain's a little bit messed up. Or at least more messed up than usual. Yep. Something like that. *bangs head on desk* This thing needs to hurry up and download so I can use it! LOL and Merry needs to get on so I can see Merry's muscles! *flex* *flex* Hahaha! *listens to her celtic music* Short people forever! *throws fist in air and knocks herself out* Oww..teef..owww..

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:54 PM

June 5, 2002

Aw, I love my tagboard! There were several interesting discussions going on last night, none of them were fully understood by all!
Pip: Yes, Merry has a braincell! Merry's the gayest hobbit, too!
Merry: *gives u a twinkie* It might mess up if it's in ur pants though. So..um..just eat it.
Mic: actually, black and white isnt sexy
Jenna: Plop.

Ahh yes, and a great time was had.

Next item of buisness: My sister and her friends are a pain in the butt. Not only that, despite being 4 years younger than I am, they're nearly tall enough to look me straight in the eye. How scary is that?! It's not normal. We should send them off to Veitnam and be done with it. I wouldn't want to risk infecting the rest of us with their..stupid.

And finally: Em..forgot what I was gonna say. So I guess I'm leaving now! *waves* *poof*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 1:42 PM

June 4, 2002

Gave Smokey a bath. Results: here. LOL and I've got souveneirs. *points* Here, here, here...there...and there! Hahaha. New layout, again. I think I actually like this one! So anyways, I'm very scratched up, and very wet. But Smokey's clean. Mad, and clean. And now I'm going. I think I need a towel. In fact, I really need a towel...*shivers*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 7:43 PM

June 4, 2002

Eh..*cracks nuckles* What else did you expect? *grin*

How Obsessed with Elijah Wood are you?
How Obsessed with Elijah Wood are you?
Find out!
Made by Molly

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 12:21 PM

June 4, 2002

You are the most universal mythical beast ever. Sightings of the unicorn have been reported from all over the world, even in these modern times. Unicorns are pure and incurruptible. In China, unicorns symbolised gentleness, good will, and wisdom. Christianity links the unicorn with Christ. It is said that unicorns would only allow virgin girls to see them, let alone touch them. They were easily lured into fatal ambushes by a virgin with some potchers waiting for the unicorn in nearby bushes. A unicorn's horn was a highly prised possesion, which was reputed to have great healing capabilities. With the touch of its horn, a unicorn could bring back a person who had been dead for several hours. But when disattached from the unicorn's body, the magic was suggnificantly reduced and could only protect against poison. The unicorn had the body of a horse, a unique spirling horn, and a lion's tail. They were pure white in color. Congradulations, you are a rarity amoung mythical beasts. There aren't enough of people like you in the world.

What mythical beast best represents you? Take the quiz!


Um..*twirls finger* Woohoo? Hehe..*runs around in circles prancing*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 12:02 PM

June 3, 2002

Oh..my..GOD! DUDE! Merry and I just figured out that we were listening to the same Delilah on the radio! HAHA! Very funny..veeery funny! In fact, I'm sitting here cracking up right now! Here is the moment of realization:

elkciPippin: jenny!

elkciPippin: something about jenny!

eipnooMerry: I WAS TYPING THAT!

elkciPippin: LOL!!

eipnooMerry: AHHHH!

elkciPippin: HOLY CRAP!

eipnooMerry: IT'S THE SAME!

eipnooMerry: AAHHHH!

HAHAHA! Priceless. LOL! This is great! Delilah! 103.7! HAHAHA!! *dies laughing*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:22 PM

June 3, 2002

*growls* I'm having a really really bad time here..*yaawn* My mom spilled water on my President's Award, and acted like it was my fault because I left it on the counter. Come on, where else was I supposed to put it? My sister's acting like a mad bat out of hell, in fact, even more so than usual. I'm dead tired..and it's only 7:20. How sad is this? *yaaawn* It's hot in here, dangit.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 7:27 PM

Something messed up with the second June 3 post, so it appears twice and..yea, LOL. I'm waiting for Blogger to e-mail me back and stuff, so it'll be fixed soon!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:38 AM

June 3, 2002

Hrmph! Everyone has their away messages on again! Oh well, I'll just talk to Mr. Wall here, he's very nice. Doesn't eat, doesn't poop *cough* like the cats *cough cough* LOL so he's cool. I have to wait for these shower repair people to leave so I can go into the bathroom and get my pants. What a convenient time to run out of pants, eh? I found this cool CD thing at Barnes & Noble, It's called The Dance of the Celts. Really pretty. Most of it's kinda slow, but it's still cool. I've gotta finish my "Lost in Super Wal-Mart" LOTR spoof, and e-mail it to Michelle and stuff. I've still gotta type the other one and e-mail it to Michelle, actually. It's based on a real life science teacher, and a real life principal, and a real life military! Yea, kinda scary, I know. I'm working on another site, it's sort of a fanlisting for Scotland, because I didn't think one had been done before. Plus Scotland's awesome. It's here, if anyone wants to see it! *wink wink* I need help on what to put on it and stuff, LOL. So anyways, ttyl - I have to go scoop the cat poops. Not that you really wanted to know that. Oh well, too late now! *evil grin* Riiight..I'm leaving now, really.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:29 AM

June 2, 2002

Kilts and lobster hats are fuuun! *runs away*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 7:39 PM

June 1, 2002

I'm baack! Here's another quiz!

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:38 AM

June 1, 2002

Hahaha, another quiz! I decided I was typing too much, and I needed a picture..so..here ya go!


discover what candy you are @ stvlive.com

Hmm..yea, I guess that's about right! LOL *skips away*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:27 AM

May 31, 2002


Wow, what a wonderful day!! I slept in, and then I got to go out with my mom and stuff! Very awesome, mon! Now my mom and dad are out, because their aniversary is tomorrow, and I'm babysitting my sister. We were watching Harry Potter a little while ago, but I retreated to my room due to..um..well, I guess I just wanted to eat my poptarts in peace. That's a good reason, isn't it? Anyways *sniffle* Where's my buddies? Everyone has their away message on, it's really annoying. *farts on them* Heh..

Yea, um..the rest of my daily life at the moment has been corrupted. I shall never be able to travel on I-35 the same way again. Never. There was an old guy in underware or something on a motorcycle this morning when I went out with my mom today, and it was very nerve wracking. At the very moment that it actually hit my head, we were already at Old Navy, but when the thought made it through my skull, a few questions popped into mind. First, where was this old guy in a speedo going? Secondly, how'd a guy like that get a driver's licence in the first place? And third, why hadn't someone shot him yet? It is Texas, after all. Yes, so now my image of the Texas highway is perverted forever.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 7:21 PM

Here's a clip of a cool dude I know playing the tinwhistle, and another cool dude playing the guitar. I recorded them with a crappy microphone, so it's not the best quality. I cannot reveal the names of the players, as I don't want to have my butt kicked. (click here)

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:54 PM

May 30 (yea, again!)

I'm back, yet again! I had to post these, they're too awesome not to post!! Thank you so much to Molly, I found them in her blog! *kisses Molly's feet* Hahaha, and I don't even know the girl! Oh, right! Look at these! They're TTT teaser posters!! What is TTT? The Two Towers, of course. And what is The Two Towers?! The next Lord of the Rings movie! And what is The Lord of the Rings? Child, where have you been?! Anyways, they're here, here, and here. HAHAHA! It is coooming! It is coooming! You can run, but you can't hide! And why would you want to?! *dances* Oh, look! A quiz thingy!


You are 80% addicted to Orlando Bloom! You would do just about anything to meet this guy, and who knows, someday you might.

How Obsessed Are You?


Hahaha, sweeeet. Anyways, I'm off to take my valium now! *skips away*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 9:29 PM

May 30 (cont'd)

Haha, I'm not grounded! Sweeet! LOL! Check this out, I'm a coolness Hogwarts person!


Where do YOU belong?

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:35 PM

May 30, 2002


School's out! Free! Free forever! Or at least for a few months.. We got the Harry Potter DVD today! I've watched part of it, but I retreated to my room because my sister's having a pool party *gag* Her midget friends aren't midgets anymore. They're more like a-few-inches-shorter-than-me-its. LOL! Someone come help me! OH! I gotta go put Sarah's brownie in the pool! Poop in the pool! AHH! RUN AWAY! Whooo, haha. So anyways, I'll probably be grounded in a couple minutes, LOL.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:09 PM

May 29, 2002


One more day of school!! I..can..make it! This is really cool, Merry's such a genious:

Merry: "the smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected"
Merry: um.
Merry: if it's unexpected, how do i know what to prepare for?
a few minutes later..
Merry: "it is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end" yes, that's true. but what am i resisting?!

Ahh, the joy of instant messages and fortune cookies. Where would the world be without them?

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 9:43 PM

May 28, 2002


Everyone go visit Mr. Nice. NOW! That is all.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 9:28 PM

May 27, 2002


We had a cool cookout thing today, it was awesome. Good food :9 I saw The Good Son last night, it's a really good movie, and Elijah Wood is definatley an added bonus! He was so cute as a kid! In other news, it's raining. Yep. Got this quiz from Chrissy:

The Basics...
(name?) Erin
(nickname[s]?) Oh dear lord..Pickle, Eddy, Gup, Pippin, Em..Hot Air Balloon (Don't ask), Eri-Scary..I think that's it. Oh! And Twinkie. Don't ask about that one either
(birthday?) September 8, 1987
(age?) 14
(astrological sign?) Virgo? I'm not sure.
(location?) Middhel Hearth, or Texas..kinda depends what kind of mood I'm in :)
(marital status?) Oh, did I forget to tell you all I'm married? Haha, just kidding, I'm single, but me and Merry are getting married someday!
(hair color?) mostly brown, kinda red in the summer
(eye color?) brown, but they turn green sometimes, because I'm posessed >:)
(height?) 5'2" I think, but I'm not sure about that one either.
(parents still together?) Yep
(siblings?) *whistles* no comment!
(kids?) Um..no?
(pets?) Cats (Smokey and Three Spot), Rats (Molly, Emmie and Hope), Gerbils (Wizard and Shadow), and fish
(occupation?) Comic relief
(vehicle?) Um..my bike.

Favorite...
(color?) Blue
(animal?) Love 'em all
(vehicle?) Jeeps are pretty cool.
(flower?) Lilly
(liquor?) LOL um..*whistles*
(food?) Anything good :9
(book?) LOTR (Tolkien)
(author?) JRR Tolkien
(singer?) Weird Al :D
(band?) The Newsboys, The Beetles, Avalon, The Corrs, and The Cheiftains
(cd?) LOTR Soundtrack
(song?) Shine, Concerning Hobbits, Boil the Breakfast Early (it's a Scottish one, LOL)
(movie?) LOTR, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, O Brother Where Art Thou, and The Good Son
(country?) Scotland!
(school subject?) Um..lunch
(extracurricular activity?) Orchestra
(actor?) Billy Boyd, Elijah Wood
(actress?) Julia Roberts

Do You...
(color your hair?) I highlighted it once
(have tattoos?) Um..sure I do..there's one here, and there and there and..that was sarcasm by the way.
(have piercings?) Yea right. I'm terrified of needles
(have a boy/girlfriend?) Oh yea, millions..(sarcasm again)
(ever get off the damn computer?) Yep, when I feel led. Or when I have to pee.
(hablas espanol?) Whaa..?

Have You Ever...
(gotten a speeding ticket?) Heh..*grin*
(been in a wreck?) Yep, once in Florida. Sucks monkey butts.
(been arrested?) Em..*grin* Of course not!
(stolen anything?) Yea, I stole a mint from the parking lot once
(smoked?) Smoked? Smoked what, exactly? Crack? Weed? Pot?
(done drugs?) LOL yea, gotta stop taking that Claritin-D
(gotten drunk?) If coke counts..

Right Now...
(what are you listening to?) Orchestra UIL. I like making fun of myself.
(what are you watching?) The computer screen
(what time is it?) 6:17 PM
(what are you wearing?) Jeans, t-shirt
(what are you eating/drinking?) Wa-wa
(who are you chatting with?) Nobody loves me..*sniff*

Hahaha, a quiz thingy!
i'm banana flavoured!

And another quiz thingy!



Aww, Pippin! LOL! I'm leaving now. Really I am!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 6:27 PM

May 25, 2002


School's almost out! I get monday off for Memorial Day, and then I go to school until 11:51 on tuesday, wednesday, and thursday, and then...FREEDOM! Hahaha, sorry for the sudden outburst :) Aaanyways! I feel I have to post these few random thoughts:




1. Coffeecoffeecoffee!


2. Shiny cheerios forever!


3. Use the force, Frodo!


OK, I'm done! I took this little quiz thing, it's cool and stuff. Look at me! I'm a teddy bear!!


Take the Bear Quiz by Krysten


Hahaha, I'm in an odd mood today, and my magical buddy needs to get online so we can talk about magical things! I got a new e-mail address if anyone wondered where I went, it's SuprPip@aol.com, and my IM is SuprPip :) (Super Pippin, get it?) And now I must leave you all *tear* mostly because I don't have anything else to say, and partly because I have to pee. Bye!

5:11- I found these cool little questions on fridayfive.org, even though it's saturday, hahaha :)

What's the last vivid dream you remember having? I keep having this dream that I'm with Merry and Pippin and we get captured by orcs O.o Weird, huh?

Do you have any reoccouring dreams? Yep, the one up there *points*

What's the scariest dream you've ever had? I dreamt I was drowning once, that really sucked.

Have you ever written your dreams down or considered it? Nope, and nope, LOL never really thought about doing that.

Have you ever had a lucid dream? Yep, I dreamt all my teeth fell out one time, and I knew it was a dream, thank goodness. Actually, I think I helped them fall out :D It was fun!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:23 PM

May 23, 2002


I did just about nothing today! In fact, if it weren't for the proofs we had to do in geometry, I think I woulda been fine not even going to school, LOL! In orchestra we watched Shrek, in science, we surfed the 'net, (cool mini-putt here) in geometry, we did proofs, and then played heads-up 7-up, and in Language Arts we had to switch rooms because the people taking algebra-eoc were using the regular one, and our substitute didn't show up! It was great! The teacher that normally had the room came in, and found us completely unsupervised, and completely out of control, so she called down to the office and we played this paper wad game, and then Mr. Ricken, my old science teacher came in, and he said he didn't care if we had a free-for-all as long as we kept the volume down! It was great! So we played hangman, and Michelle, Christi, Jenna, Erin, and me, played this game where someone writes an introduction to a story, and you pass it around and write stuff without reading what everyone else writes. It's hillarious! Aaaand, I don't have to go into tech tomorrow morning! Woohoo! *does a happy dance* HAHAHA! Sorry, it musta been the twinkies. Did you know you shouldn't eat twinkies with a spork? Neither did I. Coffeecoffeecoffee! LOL I'm gonna have to post some LOTR-bloopers up here. I've written several pages of them, LOL. Anyways, I'd better go before I hurt myself *grin* Toodleoo!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 5:16 PM

May 17, 2002


AHHH! Somebody save me! I'm border than a fart! Seriously. DANGIT! I'm not kidding! *rocks back and forth compulsively* Hahaha...whew. Anyways, I've been at fanfiction.net for a while now, reading other people's stories, trying to work myself up to post some of mine, LOL. Actually, I'm trying to work on the Super WalMart one, but I'm kinda tired now. Maybe I'll set my alarm for 2 in the morning, go to sleep, and then when it goes off I'll run downstairs, drink a lot of coke, and work on my story! That always works. It's my technique. Very origonal. Anyways, we had quite a time in Language Arts today, LOL! Bryce and Kyle set the clock 15 minutes fast, hahaha! It was so hillarious. Ms. Coffee doesn't know how to take a joke, though. Jenna thought of a new spoof idea: "The Fellowship in Detention" Hahaha :) I've gotta finish this stupid WalMart one, I'm bound and determined. OK, not really. But just pretend! School's almost out, but I think I'm gonna miss our IDS and LA classes, they're hillarious! I think I'm going to dress up like some farmer guy and go run around the mall and stuff and scare people. LOL I warned you, I'm bored. Yea. So I'm leaving now, because I'm just saying random stuff. Byeee!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:55 PM

May 16, 2002


Heeeey! Everybody go say happy birthday to Jessy! She's the awesomest magical mellon there is!

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Guess what I did in IDS today?! Me and Michelle and Erin and Amy and Jenna and Christie all came up with ideas for LOTR spoofs! I'll post some of them here, LOL these are the funniest!

FOTR in Osama BinLaden's Cave

FOTR gets lost in Super Wal-mart

FOTR on the Titanic

FOTR Commands the First World War

LOL awesome, huh? Well, I've gotta go, unfortunatley geometry still reigns supreme over all the earth, and unfortunatley I have some of it for homework :\


The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 5:46 PM

May 15, 2002


Something is buzzing in my room and I can't figure out what it is O.o Bzzbzbzbzzz...


5:11 Heehee! Look at this coolness little thing I joined!

I brake» for hobbits!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 4:47 PM

May 14, 2002


The day has finally come! Mark this date in history, because I finally got my braces off! *does a dance* MUAHAHA! And the little wire thing they put in to keep my teeth straight is really tiny, and it's in the back of my teeth so you can't even see it! I didn't think the day would actually come! Wow, this is great! And guess what?! All my teeth feel like they're gonna fall out, which is an awesome sensation until you bite into something hard, heehee :) Anyways, I'd better go, I've got a ton of makeup work to do from yesterday *groan* But here's a picture to commemorate this awesome event!


The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 3:02 PM

May 13, 2002


Well, I stayed home sick today, but I got to go to the used CD store, which was cool! I found The Corrs: In Blue CD for 6 bucks, and that rocked major monkey socks! Sorry, the cold medicine is really getting to me. And that is my life today up to this point. So I'll leave you to dwell in your thoughts (or what would be thoughts for those of you that are like me) until I return!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 8:06 PM



Time remaining until the release of The Two Towers










The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:39 AM

March 11, 2002


You're never going to guess what I did tonight! I had some cute firemen over to visit! LOL I went to turn on the light in the dining room and it started sparking and smoking and then a little flame started, and so me and my mom turned it off, and tried to call my dad. Turns out, he'd left his cell-phone at our house, and so my mom turned of the fuse to the light, and we called the fire department. They had their lights on, and their siren, and everything! I was trying so hard not to laugh, it was hillarious. While they were on their way there, my mom almost electricuted herself trying to fix the stupid thing, and the cats were going crazy because our whole freaking house smelled like burnt rubber! So when the firemen got there, they turned off the fuse to the light (we'd gotten the wrong one) and they took off the lid to the switch, and taped everything off. All of the neighbors were coming over, and my mom and I were praying that my dad and sister wouldn't come home to see the firemen at our house, LOL. So everything's OK now, but I have to admit, I didn't wake up and expect to start a fire today! Hahaha :) What a night! I took this quiz thing, and look who I got! Aw, how sweet!

I am...


I'm Billy Boyd!


Which Fellowship Actor are YOU?

Sorry to dissapoint you all (juuust kidding!) but I have to go now, I'm really tired, hehe :)

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 10:18 PM

March 10, 2002


It's finished! No more concerts, no more competitions, no more UIL! Hallelujah! *dances* Whew...OK, sorry. LOL I'm so tired, yet I'm really hyper. It's scary. I think I've officially gone nuts! Well, I guess that happened a long time ago. Anyways! Yea...we went to the Lone Star competition today, and I don't think we did as good as UIL, but we didn't suck either. The concert was pretty good too, but not great or anything. After we got done at Lone Star, we went to Main Event and played games and stuff. Jenny Chong (this evil little imp) was there the whole time. AGH! She drives me insane. And it takes a lot to drive me insane, lemme tell ya. I went laser-tagging for the first time today, it kicks arse! I didn't have a negative score, either! Muahaha ;) I am good! And then we went bowling, and I got a 17! Everyone kicked my sorry butt. That's OK though! Because it was cool! I developed this new technique thing. See, you bowl with your wrong hand, and just throw it. It's cool, and it works for me! I gotta go now, dinner's ready! Byeee! *waves*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 5:19 PM

May 4, 2002


I really need to be better about writing in this thing! I've been really busy lately, mostly with UIL and orchestra stuff. At UIL we got all I's from all the judges, which is really cool considering pretty much all of the accidentals on one of our songs called The Gift were out of tune, LOL. I read the comments from the judges yesterday, and all of them were lower-strings-bashing. It was pretty funny though. In sightreading, Jordan had a little cello solo, which were commented on as "mind the rests" That was great too. We have another competition thing Friday, and a concert Thursday. But the cool thing is as soon as we get done with our competition, we get to go to Main Event. That should be pretty awesome. I have to be at school at 7:45, though. Erin's birthday is today (the other Erin, not me, LOL) she's turning 14! So everyone say happy birthday to Erin! Her b-day party was last night. We went bowling and then we watched The Princess Diaries. I think Michelle is Mia's evil twin or something, it's really scary - they act almost exactly alike. (Don't hurt me Michelle!) LOL and to all who are reading: I have two eyes, I counted them this morning. And I was merely helping Flounder over to the hamster's cage. And Will was way past the point of farting. I think he was in need of some laxitive or something. OK, now that I got that out, I should be going! I've still gotta get my stupid blog site up, LOL :) Bye for now!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:16 AM

April 26, 2002


Wow! I haven't written in a long time! I moved the site, LOL so if you're reading this at Pint Sized, skip on over to Bitter Rain, there's a newer version there, plus the colors will probably match a little better. So, I guess I should mention some stuff that's been going on lately, and get all caught up. Or at least try, hehe :) Hmm..well, UIL is next thursday, and Ms. Moellering (orchestra teacher) has gone absolutely paranoid. I have to write a science fiction story for my reading class, and mine is stupider than fried pajamas. *thinks* I went bike-riding with Amy today, and we went over to get Michelle, and then we had to ride over to Michelle's dad's house to get Michelle's bike. When we got there, we found out the bike pump didn't work, but it was pretty funny trying to get the little nozzle on the bike and stuff. And then we went over to Jenna's house and invaded and stuff, and then I came home. And here I am. LOL :) I'll be going now, I've got a ton to do on the new layout O.o That and I have to get up early tomorrow, even though it's saturday.

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 9:11 PM

March 16, 2002


YAY! *dances* I got me a brand spankin' new cello! It's so awesome! Its kind of dark brown, and I got a really awesome bow, so it sounds coolness! And the case is waterproof. I must've looked like the kind of person that gets stuck in the rain a lot :\ Either that or thrown in creeks..but anyways! I'm really tired..awake 'till 1 A.M. and up at 7! It wasn't my choice, really. I get to go to Decatur tomorrow! *twirls finger* Woohoo! (that was sarcasm, by the way..hope ya caught that!) Anyways, I'm leaving now, perhaps I will go to bed and then wake up later and get on IM! Muahaha! Tata!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 8:37 PM

March 13, 2002


Whee! I finished reading The Lord of the Rings last night! At 9:20 P.M., exactly! It was the best book I have ever read! (not that I've read a whole lot of books, but you get the idea) I absolutely loved it, and if you haven't read it, you'd better, otherwise you are seriously missing out! I had the weirdest dream last night! I don't remember much of it, but Pippin was there, LOL :D We were like friends or something, and we were running around and trying to find Jessy. Matt was there too. Odd :\ Anyways, yea! Another quiz! Whoopdiedoo!





You're the HREF tag- you need someone to lean on and take care of you. You can be shy but you shine in difficult situations.


I feel all warm and squishy inside, hehehe :) Anyways, the kitchen awaits, so I'd better go :\ Tata for now!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 5:54 PM

March 12, 2002


I just bought this huge map of Great Britain. This is no ordinary map, however! It has Ireland, too, and that's what makes it special! I have to find a place to put it, my walls are covered in Lord of the Rings posters and pictures of animals and stuff. Hehehe :) It's pretty awesome though! I got some Tolkien books that I've never heard of before. They're called The Tolkien Reader and Sir Orfeo and the Green Knight. I still have to finish reading Lord of the Rings. I'm almost done, woohoo! But then there's the appendix, and I wanna read that, too. Our kitties have to go visit the vet thursday. They're getting their shots and getting their teeth cleaned. I think they figured out that they have to go because they're being really well behaved. Most unusual. The vet's gonna think they're horses or wild pigs or something, they're so huge! They've been to the vet before, just a different one. We're switching the cats to the rat/gerbil doctor to make things easier. You'd think I live at a zoo or something. Well I do, sorta..especially if you count my sister. I need to put a sign on the door that says "Do Not Feed the Bear." Hehehe :) I wonder if my mom would let me..I'm gonna go now, I have to go find my cello tuner. I know it's in my room somewhere, LOL ;9

*edit* Aw, aren't these cute? I found them here:


The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 11:49 AM

March 11, 2002


My first real day of Spring Break! Yay! Hahaha :) We went birthday shopping for my dad today, his birthday is on the 14th. I saw all these really awesome DVDs at Best Buy that I've gotta get sometime. There was Merlin and Willow, a biography thing of J.R.R. Tolkien, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (of course, LOL) They had The Goonies, and a bunch of Sponge Bob shows (I'm pitiful, I know) and they had a Weird Al concert DVD, too! Hooray! I think that was all of them that I liked. They had these really tiny DVD players, too. I guess they're for your car or something, but they were cool none the less. I've gotta get out my violin sooner or later. I haven't picked it up in forever. I've been working a lot on cello, because we've got UIL coming up, and I've been taking lessons, too. We have to go eat lunch with this spawn straight off the face of Mars tomorrow. They're the Shaffers or something like that, my mom and dad's friends. Bleh! Anyways, I'd better go now, I wanna go outside before it starts to rain. Toodleoo!


*edit* I finished my little portfolio site, there's a link over on the side *points*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 2:15 PM

March 9, 2002


Guess what?! *wriggles in seat* My mom is finally letting me get my own cello!! I can't wait! We're going to look next saturday, even though I've known which one I want for the past month or so! Hahaha :) And Spring Break is here! Finally! No school for a week! YES! I got a couple CDs today, they're really pretty. One's celtic music, and one's something by Bach. Very awesome. I have to get three cello books for my lesson, too. I can't practice for a while, though, because last night I messed up my shoulder again pretty well. Actually, I dislocated it last year in gym, and so it gets hurt really easily. It sucks. But anyways! I'm working on a new part of my site, it's gonna be sort of a gallery thing of my artwork and "creations"...MUAHAHA! Phew, LOL anyways ;) I'm gonna go now, I'm gonna go work on my site!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 4:55 PM

March 7, 2002


Wow! OMG! I still can't believe it! And this won't make any sence at all, probably, but I'm going to say it anyways, so brace yourself! Weird Al's wife is a lady that works for my dad's ex-secritary! LOL, long, I know, but my dad called from Cali and said she might be able to get an autograph for me! Muahaha! How awesome is that! Oh, and I got my report card today too. It's not as bad as it could've been. My lowest grade was an 88 in science *puke, sounds of gagging* But yea, so I did pretty good overall. My mom said if I helped clean the garage (whoopdie doo) I could get a new bike, finally! My other one doesn't have any brakes and I bruised it up pretty bad when I ran into that mailbox. Oh yes, and did I mention I'm missing a wheel? That was the go-down-the-hill-run-into-the-brick-wall episode. So yea, I need a new bike! And after I get through tomorrow, Spring Break is here! Yay! I got all the stuff I need to do my language arts project. It's where you read a book and then put a bunch of stuff in a decorated box that represents things in the book, and you have to have a bunch of vocabulary and comprehension questions in there, too. I read The Two Towers, and I was one of the only ones that liked my book in my class. I got some clay and I just finished making a Gollum. I got a plastic flower for Samwise, because he's a gardener, and I got some felt to make little hobbit cloaks out of. I'm going to get a gold ring, and make a sword or an arrow or something, too. Technology is finally over until after break, thank goodness, but I still don't know when my cello lesson teacher is going to show up. Hopefully not tomorrow! I have the A-flat major scale, a real poop that one is! You have half position, then third, then fourth, then all the way back to second, then fourth again, and then second, and then fourth again. Whew! Yea, so um..it's a pain. That and my solo *groans* but if I get started on that we'll be here all day. So I'll just go now, LOL ;9 Tata!

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 8:37 PM

March 5, 2002


Today was pretty awesome! Haha, well, except for the orthodontist appointment :\ I got out of technology, though, so it's all good. This guy at the orthodontist's office was such a jerk! He had to get back to work, and they were still working on his kid, so he went in and complained and stuff, and everyone went over to work on the guy's kid because he wouldn't shut up about how late he was going to be, and that made everyone else late -_- Did that make any sence at all? LOL, well anyways! And then we went to make an appointment for next time I had to come, and the lady got all phsycho on me because I didn't want to miss geometry (if you get a certain number of absences, you have to make it up at the highschool) and the appointment was a couple days before UIL, so I couldn't miss orchestra, either..that would just be stupid. She kept telling me that I signed this thing about how I'd have to miss school..I never signed anything. Anyhoo! Now I must go blog at TABA! I shall post later! *scoots off to other blog*

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 4:23 PM

March 4, 2002


Woohoo! My first post! I'm so glad I finally got this up and running! Today was really really long, as usual..but at least next week is Spring Break! LOL! That just means this week will be never ending, though. Let me see..what else happened today? Nothing exciting..today was a Maroon day, so I had orchestra, science, geometry and language arts. Orchestra is fun, so it wakes me up in the morning, then I fall asleep in science, then the geometry teacher is really funny, so I'm usually pretty awake in that class, and language arts is just evil. I was pretty asleep today, though, because we had to read about Anne Frank. If you ask me, that would be a history class sort of thing..but unfortunatley the teacher doesn't care. I took this little quiz thing online and guess who I got??



Take



Yay! Elijah!! Hahaha :D Anyways, I'll be going now..I've gotta go do history homework :\ Happy joy *twirls finger* Toodleoo for now!

Yay! Another quiz thing! Lookie here:




I'm Elijah Wood as Frodo!

Sensitive, lucky, stylish, and forward-thinking, I'm the Frodo of the new generation.




The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 6:50 PM

March 3, 2002
testing..testing..

The Hobbit Jumped the Moon @ 7:36 PM